I wanna go on holiday really badly now - this cold spell is infecting my whole body that I have been bestowed with a chest infection.. fucking incredible.
I gots myself a full time job yesterday - I make the calls you hang up on.
I start Monday AND my wonderful moron has a suprise day for me on Valentine’s day which I am uber excited for.
He’s such a babe..
I am also debating between a-levels and an access course.. hmmmmmmm…
+Hi Lawrence!
If you read this you’re a dick - I’m not dumb enough to post what I am planning for your 21st - It’s gonna be sick.
No, literally I will vomit in a box and stick a bow on it.
Jus’ fuckin’ wit’chya!
I’m so excited I have finally got a job - not even lyin’ I am gonna treat my baby to something awesome that is beyond all possible comprehension.
I can’t wait to see his face…
He’s planning me this suprise for Valentine’s Day.. Oo Err…
EXCITED EXCITED EXCITEEEEED XD
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- Internet: You've been so brave, sweetheart.
- Tumblr: Why are you here? All of you.
- Internet: We never left.
- Tumblr: Does it hurt? Getting shut down?
- Megaupload: Quicker than loading a page.
- Facebook: You're nearly there.
- Tumblr: I'm sorry. I never wanted any of you to close down for me. And Wikipedia, your articles-
- Wikipedia: Others will tell them what their founders died for. One day, they'll understand.
- Tumblr: You'll stay with me?
- Facebook: Until the end.
- Tumblr: And the government won't be able to see you?
- Megaupload: No... we're here you see.
- Tumblr: Stay close to me.
- Internet: Always.
”What’s 2+2?”
”Gonorrhoea”
Lololololololololol
